Receptionist Entry No. 13
11AM
The Receptionist runs up to me and my co-worker/girlfriend Chris with a large-sized Hustler shopping bag filled with women’s sweats. She sifts through it as she shows us the goods.
“Look guys!! I got each of these for $5 over at the Larry Flynt building!! Isn’t that a great deal?? And look - they’re so cute!! Just go over there and go downstairs and they’re selling all these cheap, cute clothes!!”
Yes, we work about a couple blocks away from the Larry Flynt building. I politely say what a great deal she got - but the fact of the matter is, I don’t really need more sweats that I won’t ever wear. I also noticed that the naked girl logo and “Hustler” was written on them. Which was fine, if you really needed sweats.
3PM
The Receptionist comes over to the bottom of the stairs leading up to my cubicle and calls me. I come down.
“Esther!! Oh my God - now I know why you were totally disgusted. [Oops. I guess she saw that face.] I have to tell you - when I went over there I wasn’t wearing my glasses so I didn’t even see the naked girl or Hustler written all over them!!”
