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Receptionist Entry No. 9

An email.

From: [The Receptionist]
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:16 AM
To: Beverly Hills
Subject: key faub

Hi Everyone,

If anyone took the key faub off my desk please return it.

Thank you.

[The Receptionist]

Faub? SRSLY? The way she wrote it, you’d think “faub” were a mythological character with human hands for hooves who roamed through the forest in his spare time, specializing in archery. Like she had some sort of miniature clay figure on her desk on which she hung the bathroom keys and someone had a sick idea for a joke by ripping it off solely to make The Receptionist crazy.

Because God knows how she has to guard the Key Faub.